The Delt--random memories

ok my sisterly readers, the challenge is on to see who has the most random memories of the Delt. This would be more like memories of the house and living there, not so much stories about its inhabitants per se. Examples: Alberto and Roberto, the way Carrie and Julie's room smelled, the fact that Molls actually had an office in the attic.

my loyal reader

There are some things I want you to know about my most loyal reader....her identity will not be revealed in order to protect her innocence.
1. she calls me grandma for reasons I will not go into.
2. she really missed her calling because she should be a licensed therapist.
3. she has six pack abs.
4. she loves to visit Miss Jean.
5. she hates stray hairs.
6. she cracks my $hit up.
7. she has a tatt.
8. she really likes fries from the Grille with their feta dressing
9. she had a stalker in college named Lindsay
10. she is one of my most dear friends in the world and I love her very much.